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10 hours ago

puberty has done you well, tyreesha

(Source: christmeloni, via myconsciencecallednsickagain)

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15 hours ago

the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.
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15 hours ago

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE
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15 hours ago

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth
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15 hours ago

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"
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15 hours ago

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever
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15 hours ago

Don’t be shy, princess…you dressed like this for a reason, didn’t you?
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15 hours ago

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via britnicole1212)

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15 hours ago

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

(via britnicole1212)

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15 hours ago

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful
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15 hours ago

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via crunchier)

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15 hours ago

zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via thegaydoctor)

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15 hours ago

not-a-walking-travesty:

I really hate this post, and the fact that it has so many notes is irritating because people don’t see what’s wrong with it. Wanting to have sex is not weird, but, similarly, not wanting to have sex is not weird. It’s 2014, educate yourself enough to know that some people have sex and some people don’t and either way it’s not weird.
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